This blog is closed in observance of Memorial Day. Which really means no crazy-ass long posts because otherwise saying this blog is closed is like saying this page was intentionally left blank.
Fly the flag if you know how to do it right. If you don't, look it up, you're in front of the Internet so use it.
At the very least, 1500 - 3 PM (I prefer 24-hour time myself) is the official hour to mark the day. So take a little time no matter what you're doing.
And for God's sake, don't say "Have a Happy Memorial Day". Just seems bizarre to me. Like saying "Have a Happy Shoah Rememberance Day." It's just not a happy day when you think about it.