In keeping with my resolve to avoid posting on wastes of time like Facebook as much as possible, here instead is the kind of stuff I would put there. Mostly what it says in the title.
Last weekend I watched an awesome movie, Rigor Mortis. Its original Cantonese title is "geung-si", literally "stiff corpse", translated to English as "Hopping Vampire". Chinese aren't great with snappy titles, if you didn't know. While they are rightly famous for the poetry, literature, art, music, etc., they also tend to give places names like "Big Mountain" and "Southern Lake" and title movies the same way. I think this is why when they get brought to the US/UK market the titles tend to get crazy since the localization team can pretty much make up whatever the hell they want (viz. "Wheels on Meals", "Half a Loaf of Kung Fu", and the infamous "Fists & Guts").
Anyway, James Newman tipped me off to this one a while back so thanks for that. This movie is awesome. It's a bit meta as the star, Anthony Chan, was in the original Mr Vampire movie and is one of those HK character actors who was "Man With Beard" or something like that in tons of HK classics in the 80s and 90s, and in RM he plays an out-of-work actor who moves into an apartment after getting left by his wife, with the plan of killing himself. Not a spoiler since he hangs himself in the first five minutes of the movie and spoilers are dumb anyway. He's rescued by a dude in a bathrobe who kung-fu leaps to cut our hero down. Bathrobe dude reveals himself to be a former Taoist priest and vampire hunter and the movie kicks off from there and never really stops. If it gets to a slow part, pay attention because it's still important.
I think horror fans here in the US would like it as the movie gets pretty damn gory, and if you haven't seen a Chinese horror movie and you're into the Japanese, Korean, Thai etc. stuff I think you should check it out. My interest is in folklore, tradition, superstition, and of course kung-fu action.
Kung-fu wise the choreography is not what I prefer but appropriate for the movie, since our hero is an out-of-work actor and only gets skills when possessed by spirits (not a good thing), so it ends up being mostly grappling/brawling type stuff with a bit of Chinese flavor to it. The stunt work, however, is top-notch, particularly when the vampire gets loose and beats the hell out of a woman in a brutal scene. The spirits are the usual creepy girls with long hair who crab-walk everywhere but it's done pretty well so that I didn't think it was that dumb, but then I don't watch a lot of modern horror movies.
I think it helps to have SOME background in Chinese folklore to enjoy the movie - for example, the hero moves into apartment 2442, which is a REAL BAD apartment number (you can Google it, or for a concise explanation read HBVK, it's a plot point). Overall though this stuff is not too heavy as the Chinese are moving away from their superstitions (slowly, I'd point out, but still), I also suspect that maybe the government still disapproves of occult shit even though there won't be another Cultural Revolution anytime soon. I can't really prove that, though, but it fits, especially with the depressing ending. If you think the concept of the "hopping vampire" is ridiculous I think you should check this movie out as it might change your mind, since they are pretty much nothing like Western vampires and instead of the usual boring vampire crap we actually, because of the folklore, must confront things like how people grieve, death and loss, all that good stuff, instead of, you know, how damn sexy vampires are and how being immortal is awesome yet COMES WITH A PRICE of being awesome.
I've been sorting through my book collection. I'm one of those hard-core people who will spend two hours rooting through the bargain bin of a used bookstore, and I'm a sucker for free books (which for some reason I don't see much anymore -- the free book table used to be a staple of used book stores). But let's face it, they're kind of obsolete unless you're planning for the apocalypse or something, and even then I think that would be a fairly small shelf. So I'm getting rid of everything I can get in an e-book version except keepsakes and out-of-print stuff. Feels good. Please spare me the comments about how you think paper books are awesome, though. I get it. I do. I have a near-complete set of Dumas' Celebrated Crimes that I'm keeping even though they're so moldy you could lick them to cure a sinus infection, since they're still legible.
Don't be impressed, by the way, I only picked it up after a reference made to those works in a (admittedly awesome) video game, and that was a random encounter at a garage sale. I gotta say, though, between that and namedropping The Golden Bough that was one educated motherfucking game.
The point is, books are not ipso facto awesome. They are just objects containing information. Every one of these tryhard posts on the Internet from people saying things like "I love the smell of books" ... agh, alright, look. Stop acting like a crappy paperback copy of The DaVinci Code that you got at the Friends of the Library sale for a quarter is the book from THE NEVERENDING (goddamn) STORY. They are not equivalent. And I still have my treasures, like my signed stuff, or books that have special memories attached to them, or the aforementioned classic and forgotten works, and of course I can't resist keeping trashy 60s and 70s paperbacks like my Mickey Spillane collection. But, say, a battered paperback of The Hunt for Red October? INTO THE FURNACE WITH YOU! OK, Goodwill. But still. APAGE, LIBRIS!
We'd all like to think an apocalypse will happen and we'll be the keepers of the lost knowledge, but 1) it ain't gonna happen and 2) even if it does, no one will give a shit about stories. Sorry, they just won't. Oh, you can tell stories? Stand over here and wave your arms around and tell a story while we wait back there in the bushes. You are a very important part of this operation and we value you, too bad we don't have an extra gun for you to hold, try telling the raiders a story or something, storyteller. Here's a story: bang bang, you're dead and I take your boots and your rifle. The End.
People don't give a shit about knowledge NOW. You think they will when they're highly concerned with where their next meal is coming from?
I know what you're saying. "But Jim, you don't..." WATCH THIS FUCKING SPACE. I meant what I said.
I have not done much else for entertainment. I've read some books. Maybe I should update my Goodreads page. Other than that, no TV or video games really. I miss them both but I am busy using my limited free time to write. I really only get 4, maybe 3 days a week to do it, because I suck and am not a pro. Like I said, I am an amateur. So pat yourself on the back for how much better you are at writing than me, you've earned it.
That having been said, I like where this new project I've been working on is going. I basically had to start over after slamming out about 45k words of it, but that's OK, I'm able to re-use some of it. What's that? Outline? Remember the part where I said I was an amateur? I just go where the characters tell me, and when they don't know where to go I give them a break. I think outlines are boring and suck all the fun out of writing, make it too much like editing. I'm wrong, of course, but I'm also stubborn in addition to being lazy, so walk on by.
(Warning: video contains DEEP SOUL)
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